Now I know Global Warming is real

Published on May 1, 2007 By Sugar High Elf In Humor

I now know that global warming is real. You know how I know? Because the air conditioner companies' commercials and the pool companies' commercials told me so.

No, seriously. I saw them today. They each started with "Global warming is REAL! The summers are only going to get HOTTER!" and then they told me all the wonderful products they could sell me to make my summer bearable.

I'm so glad I saw these commercials so I can prepare myself for the massive heat wave. And to think, I almost went the entire summer without a portable air conditioner. How silly of me!

*groan*

Comments (Page 2)

greywar

on May 02, 2007

Are those masculine or feminine?

Neither... they are actually a survival item in the Arizona heat.

Mojitos now... they are feminine. Along with anything Monobrow would drink.

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