Quotes I wish were in the Lord of the Rings Movies

Published on February 12, 2007 By Sugar High Elf In Movies & TV & Books

I once posted a "Funny things to do in LotR". Now, a friend has emailed this to me. And, since I promised this blog would be about dorky things, I thought it only appropriate that I post it here:

#5 -- "Go not by that path, Aragorn! For my young companion Osment sees dead
people!"

#4 -- "Smeagol, do you like movies about gladiators?" (I like Airplane, so
I laughed at this one for a second)

#3 -- "You sure you ain't never been just a wee bit curious, Mr. Frodo?"
(Yuck...lol)

#2 -- "Ha! Let the dark armies of Saruman come! It would take an entire
brigade of giant mutant four-tusked elephants to conquer our... well, son of
a bitch!" (lol...this has to be my favorite)

#1 -- "Run, forest, run!"

I feel dirty now.

Comments

Dr Guy

on Feb 13, 2007

Definitely #1! I can see Treebeard yelling that to the other ents!

DrDonald

on Feb 13, 2007

How wonderfully geekish! Makes me want to to roll my twenty-sided dice to help me decide what to have for supper tonight!

Sugar High Elf

on Feb 13, 2007

I don't see how Peter Jackson refrained...

And if you can't decide what to have for dinner, what better way than to role the twenty-sided dice?

MasonM

on Feb 13, 2007

#1 -- "Run, forest, run!"

Locamama

on Feb 13, 2007

#2 was my favorite too. funny.

Genghis Hank

on Feb 13, 2007

I would add:

Mr. Aragorn, we meet again.

Dr Guy

on Feb 13, 2007

Mr. Aragorn, we meet again.

No, Saruman saying, "So Gandalf, we meet again."

MasonM

on Feb 13, 2007

Hobbit, the other white meat.

DrDonald

on Feb 13, 2007

dance gollum dance

Dr Guy

on Feb 14, 2007

Always with the negative waves Denethor. Always with the negative waves!

Sugar High Elf

on Feb 14, 2007

After Denethor jumps, somone on the groung, in the middle of the battle asks, "Do you smell barbeque?"

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