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Published on April 4, 2007 By Sugar High Elf In Misc
Over my spring break, I visited the University of Tennessee at Knoxville and was unimpressed by what I saw. The campus was falling apart, the people I spoke to were snobby and unhelpful. You would think that, since they did let me in, I would be worthy to talk to, yet they each acted as though I were wasting their time. I also discovered that the wonderful English major community that had been described is an illusion. Bleh. Not to mention they add an additional $12,000 for out of state fees. They estimate aprox. $60,000 to get my masters from them.

Upon my return from break, I learned that many of my classmates have received e-mails from the University of Arkansas informing them that they are accepted into the program. I checked my email, and there were no messages from UofA along those or any other lines.

Naturally, I freak out. What if something went wrong with my application? What if it is incomplete? What if I've been rejected? It seems unlikely that I was rejected as UTK's program is much more competitive and I was accepted into it. However, an incomplete application will keep me out just as sure as a rejection. Knowing this, I emailed the director of graduate studies at UofA, asking him if my application was incomplete. Three days have passed, and I have yet to receive a response. I have also attempted to email the other address given to potential students who have questions about the application process. I have had no response from that either. Rather than wait longer, I called, asking for information. The director was not in, but someone that I assume to be a student volunteered to leave a message for me. I agreed, and left my message complete with name, number, topic I wish to discuss, and the fact that I have already attempted an email.

This was at 8am. It is now 3pm and I have not received a phone call or an email. The director had no classes today (the student told me so). While I realize that I am not a top priority for him, I would think that I would receive some form of communication by now. Other universities have been quick to respond to inquiries, and I find it disconcerting that UofA does not. I've known their communication skills have been lacking for years, but this seems excessive.

So now, I am unimpressed by both schools. At this point, I have contemplated joining the circus or the Peace Corps. I really hate having my life up in the air like this. I'm the kind of girl who plans things -- at least major things. Weekend getaways can be spontaneous, but I'd like to know where I'm moving after I graduate.

Comments
on Apr 04, 2007
Sorry they both seem to suck.

You should start your own grad school. I could come and be over the Spanish Lit department.
on Apr 04, 2007
My own graduate school... now there's an idea! It could be dedicated solely to literature -- You'd be more than welcome to head the Spanish Lit department, and I have a friend who would make a great assistant. Actually, I have several friends who each have different lit specialties -- our school could be ready to go by next year.

But what to call it?

on Apr 04, 2007

But what to call it?

SHE-LIT

on Apr 04, 2007
SHE-LIT


Hmmm, I'm not sure. It sounds suggestive in some way. I'm not sure how, but it does.

Of course, I don't think Middle Earth University would go over so well either.
on Apr 04, 2007
My own graduate school... now there's an idea! It could be dedicated solely to literature


Hmm...there's literature about animals...how about I start up the Zoology Literary Studies department...that would rule.

~Zoo
on Apr 04, 2007
My own graduate school... now there's an idea! It could be dedicated solely to literature


Maybe have a unicorn for a mascot?    Just an idea...
on Apr 04, 2007
SHE-LIT


My realm of expertise is in feminist interpretation of literature . . . that might be a good title after all.
on Apr 04, 2007
No, I refuse to have a school run by a woman that focuses on Feminist criticism, or gender studies. It's too cliché. Besides, you're in charge of Spanish Lit. You already picked it, so you're stuck with it now.

And I'm not a big fan of unicorns... I prefer dragons.

A whole section on animal lit? I'll need to see a proposed reading list.
on Apr 04, 2007
You already picked it, so you're stuck with it now.


That's cool, I'm down with it.
on Apr 04, 2007
That's cool, I'm down with it.


Good, cause I don't know who else would teach Spanish lit.

I may not have a name for my school, but I do have a motto:

"We get Lit!"
on Apr 05, 2007
"We get Lit!"


I think Foster Brooks and Dean Martin already copyrighted that slogan.   
on Apr 05, 2007
damn. Maybe I could buy the rights. It will mean a hike in tuition costs...