and other random thoughts
Rainy days and Mondays always get me down -- and the sun only shines on Monday.
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If no two people are exactly alike, then there can be only one normal person in the world. And guess what! I call it first!
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Imagine that you are in charge of a hotel, with an infinite number of rooms. Then imagine that an infinite sized bus shows up with an infinite number of people in it. Now imagine that, after you check in the infinite number of people and you're all done, three more people show up. What do you do?
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If an infinite number of monkeys typing on an infinite number of typewriters can type up a script for Hamlet, why can't they come up with something original?
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If a woodchuck can't chuck wood, what is the purpose of a woodchuck?
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Why do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?
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If God didn't want man to fall, why did he provide temptation? And, having created temptation, why didn't he give humans more willpower to resist it?
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God is love. Love is blind. God is blind.
God is blind. Ray Charles was blind. Ray Charles is God.
Ray Charles was mortal. Cats are mortal. Ray Charles was a cat.
Ray Charles is God. Ray Charles is a Cat. God is a cat.
God is a cat. Cats are mortal. God will die.
God is love. God will die. Love will die.
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The water was once a part of someone else. You know have part of me in you, and I have some of you in me. Doesn't that mean we should be nicer to each other?