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Good advice with a laugh
Published on April 13, 2005 By Sugar High Elf In Humor
APPLES AND WINE

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the
tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid
of
falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples
from
the ground, that aren't as good, but easy . . . . . . The apples at the
top
think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They
just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave
enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Share this with
other
women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!!

Now Men . . . . Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and
it's
up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into
something
acceptable to have dinner with . .

Comments
on Apr 13, 2005
Ahahahaahah! I love this SHE! It's made me laugh, thanks for sharing i'll pass it on now
on Apr 14, 2005
I usually hate e-mail forwards. In fact, I usually delete them without reading them. However, this girl knows that I hate them and sent it anyway... so I decided to look. I was so glad I did.

Glad you liked it!
on Apr 14, 2005
Then there are those of us guys who reach for the top, but are told time and again we'll only ever get the ground apples
on Apr 14, 2005
I'm sorry Zoomba... this was a silly joke at guy's expense. Just keep trying for the top.