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Published on May 5, 2005 By Sugar High Elf In Humor
"Thank you for choosig T*** B***. May I take your order?" I ask, pressing the button labeled 'A' to talk to the customer outside. "I'd like a mucho grande nacho with a large Pepsi, four soft-taco supremes, one beef enchirito, and four chalupas." I listen closely, pushing the buttons on the screen in front of me as fast as the person speaks.

'Does anyone really know what time it is? Does anyone really care?' Not again. That song has been stuck in my head all day! If I start singing it again, I'm going to sound like a freaking broken record. I know, how about some Matchbox Twenty, or the Beatles? Those always work to get other songs out of my head.

"On those chalupas, would you like beef, chicken or steak?" I ask politely. When the man takes a while answering, I know that my next question will be even harder for him to answer. "Two chicken and two steak." He answers proudly as though he has answered the age old question of how to attain world peace.

This is so very boring. Why did I get a job anyway? I could be sleeping late, but no, I have to get a job. When do I get to leave this place? Honestly, how many stupid people can come through the drive-through in one morning? It's ten-o'clock and these people are already eating lunch!

"Would you like those to baja, Santa Fe, supreme, or nacho cheese?" I ask, smiling at my unseen customer.

'This can't be love, because I feel so well, but still I love to look in your eyes.' This is fun. Only eight more hours of washing dishes, mopping and taking orders left to go.

"Could you repeat that?" But before I can, a passenger repeats the list for him, allowing him to make his decision. "I would like the chicken chalupas to be baja and the steak to be supreme."

'I'm so dizzy my head is spinning. Like a whirlpool it never ends." Whoa, you people really don't get this do you? I wonder if I'll have to work late. I had better not. I have plans tonight. It's bad enough

"That's one mucho grande nacho, one large Pepsi, four soft-taco supremes, one beef enchirito, two baja chicken chalupas and two supreme steak chalupas. Would you like to try an order of cinnamon twists with that?" I repeat the order and say my required follow up item. Chance raises his eyebrows in appreciation at my remembering.

that I have to shower again when I get home because I smell like this place, but the uniforms are the worst. I hate these things... talk about ugly. Who picked these things out anyway? I know, a color-blind, fashion moron, that's who. I wonder what my hair is going to look like when I take this hat off... It's bad enough that I have to come in here in the morning, but these

"No, thank you." The customer replies, anxious now for his food.

poeple are insane. They expect a sixteen-year-old girl to help close up the store one night, until 3 am, and then be at work at 9:45 am the same

"Your total is ten dollars and twenty-eight cents. Please drive around to the second window." As the care pulls around, I press the store button on the first computer to move the man's total to the cash register. Using my hip to press the bar, I open the sliding glass window, allowing a rush of hot August air to enter the store.

day to open up! I can't wait to see the look on Sharon's face when I give notice. Okay, here is another person who can see you now, so don't forget to smile. Chance is in a bad enough mood already, so I don't want him yelling at me. He can be such a

"That will be ten, twenty-eight please." I say as the man pulls forward. As he hands me eleven dollars, I ask,

jerk at times. Oh well, I'll get over it. All I have to do is reapeat,

"Would you like any hot or mild sauce?"

"I'm getting paid for this."

"Mild please." he anwers as the glass door window shut. "Seventy-two cents is your change sir. Here's your drink." I say as I hand him his Pepsi. "It will just be a moment." Smilingly, I walk to the counter behind me and count out the appropriate number of napkins, sporks, and mild sauces. I then finish wripping my orders on the line, bag it, and go to the window.

That makes things easier. Look at this guy, thinking I'm his slave or genie, to just bring him his food. Who cares, you lazy slob? You can't even get out of your car to buy this slop. Stop it! If I keep thinking like this, I'm going to have a bad day, and it's already bad enough. Think of a song. Got one. 'Reach down your hand in your pocket, pull out some hope for me. It's been a long day, oh ain't that right and no Lord, your hand

"Here you go, sir." I say, handing him the food. "You have a nice day." Then, stepping back, I watch him drive off. The sliding glass window closes haltingly. Another customer has been served.

won't stop it, just keep you trembling. It's been a long day, oh, ain't that right." Goody. Now that Mr. "I'm too good to use a door" has driven off, I can go back to washing the dishes.

Comments
on May 05, 2005
on May 05, 2005
Hahaha! This was featured?!? How funny. I actually wrote this as a paper in high school. Every other line was actual dialogue and in between were the thoughts. I just felt random and thought I would put it on here.
on May 05, 2005
Sitting here browsing through all the moronic venom that gets tossed about on this poor excuse for a Blog Site, I come across your post. A breath of fresh air - You'll make a great writer one day.

PS : Try and correct the spelling mistakes. A piece this good deserves attention to detail.
on May 05, 2005
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I never worry about spelling. If I really cared, I would have typed it in Word first... But thanks for the compliments though I feel they are unwarented. Just some trash from five years ago.
on May 06, 2005
hehe, quite amusing
on May 06, 2005

it's a good thing that place made an effort to be sure hands that came into contact with chalupas didnt also handle paper currency--even tho only a very few people are foolish enough to put money in their mouths.

excellent lil vision you conjured up.

happy belated cinco de mayo (or happy seis de mayo)!

on May 06, 2005
This was a good piece Sugar. Pretty darn amusing!
on May 06, 2005
I'm glad I could bring a few grins today then.

I had forgotten about cinco de mayo. funny, it was 05/05/05.
on May 06, 2005
Wonderful piece, Sugar.

I'm glad you cleared up that you wrote it in high school as I was starting to get confused about your age! I remember thinking similar thoughts when working at McDonald's at 15. If you were taking orders on Drive Through you were put in a tiny box miles away from anyone else, folding happy meal boxes while irrate customers became stuck in a traffic jam caused by their own laziness. The people who took their frustrations out on me used to make me laugh - I mean, you must feel like a real grown up when the only way you can make yourself feel better is by being mean to a 15 year old working for minimum wage.

Crappy work.

Suz xxx
on May 06, 2005
Ah, the TB experience--I was 16 when I worked there as well. For a minute, I thought you were channeling my past self!

Very funny.
on May 06, 2005
I'm glad you cleared up that you wrote it in high school as I was starting to get confused about your age!


hehehe... I promise I'm 21 now, but I thought I'd leave the 16-year-old part since it would be true to the story.

I think everyone should have to do a stint in fast food. Then people would understand what's it's like to smell like grease, feel like you're going crazy, and get paid very little to do it. Then maybe they wouldn't be so mean to the person working the drive through.

I will say that it has been my days working at TB and CB that make me want to stick with college. Anytime I feel like quiting or giving up, I just think to myself, "You could always get a job at TB." and that usually gets my butt in gear.
on May 07, 2005
"You could always get a job at TB." and that usually gets my butt in gear.


Oh god yeah. I'm sure all of us who worked in one of these fine establishments knows a colleague that's still working there, even though all the people they began work with have moved on. The epitome of a dead end life. Not for me thanks.