APPLES AND WINE Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground, that aren't as good, but easy . . . . . . The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to ...

APPLES AND WINE Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground, that aren't as good, but easy . . . . . . The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to ...

"Thank you for choosig T*** B***. May I take your order?" I ask, pressing the button labeled 'A' to talk to the customer outside. "I'd like a mucho grande nacho with a large Pepsi, four soft-taco supremes, one beef enchirito, and four chalupas." I listen closely, pushing the buttons on the screen in front of me as fast as the person speaks. 'Does anyone really know what time it is? Does anyone really care?' Not again. That song has been stuck in my head all day! If I start singin...

"Thank you for choosig T*** B***. May I take your order?" I ask, pressing the button labeled 'A' to talk to the customer outside. "I'd like a mucho grande nacho with a large Pepsi, four soft-taco supremes, one beef enchirito, and four chalupas." I listen closely, pushing the buttons on the screen in front of me as fast as the person speaks. 'Does anyone really know what time it is? Does anyone really care?' Not again. That song has been stuck in my head all day! If I start singin...

M&M's Evolution Theory Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the...

M&M's Evolution Theory Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the...

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All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of Easy, painless removal - The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the Wax. My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, Play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my Mind for the next few hours: "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of The medicine cabinet." So I headed to the site of my demise: the Bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting...

All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of Easy, painless removal - The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the Wax. My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, Play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my Mind for the next few hours: "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of The medicine cabinet." So I headed to the site of my demise: the Bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting...

I've already written about hating Sundays, but here's a less whiny list of other things I hate. I hate moving. I move twice a year - out of one dorm, into another and other places in between. If it weren't for my folding dolly, I don't think I would make it. However, moving does teach you who your true friends are. But I'd rather find other ways of discovering my true friends that doesn't end up bruising me quite so much. I hate speed bumps. Especially when I have to pee. Then, it...

I've already written about hating Sundays, but here's a less whiny list of other things I hate. I hate moving. I move twice a year - out of one dorm, into another and other places in between. If it weren't for my folding dolly, I don't think I would make it. However, moving does teach you who your true friends are. But I'd rather find other ways of discovering my true friends that doesn't end up bruising me quite so much. I hate speed bumps. Especially when I have to pee. Then, it...

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I hope you can read this. If not, go to Link and then you can see the original cartoon. I recommend checking this site out. It's really funny yet tells many truths.

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